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When that person stares from across the room, it’s like…

When that person stares from across the room, it’s like…

When you get someone’s “juice” on your hand during playtime.

When you get someone’s “juice” on your hand during playtime.

eaoaia:

postmodernism:

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

my favorite post of 2013

eaoaia:

postmodernism:

I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.

my favorite post of 2013

science-is-my-bitch:

British Comedy Gold.

We make eye contact

OR

There’s food on the food table.

We make eye contact

OR

There’s food on the food table.

Jun 4
There is always one guy…

There is always one guy…

Jun 4
Any group of women you see at a club, party, or Foxfire in Anaheim.

Any group of women you see at a club, party, or Foxfire in Anaheim.

Jun 4
Thirsty single dudes be like, I’m next!

Thirsty single dudes be like, I’m next!

Jun 4
Chicks before a playdate be like…

Chicks before a playdate be like…